Think of it as a greeting card for the garden — one that says what every honest gardener is already thinking. These signs belong in the experimental corner, on the shed door, at the potting bench, or anywhere the garden has a sense of humor about itself.

Made in the USA from USA-sourced cedar planks in our workshop on the Celtic Farm in Loomis, California. Each sign is laser-engraved — not painted, not printed — so the wit is permanent and outdoor-rated. Finished with Danish oil for UV and moisture protection. The humor weathers as well as the wood.

Three tiers of typography. A hand-selected illustration engraved at center. A keyhole routed into the reverse so it hangs on any nail or screw — no hardware needed.